Comments on: Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No.. to Staves

By: Muertissimo

Muertissimo — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:51:28 +0000

Whut you goin' to do when a staff is all shiny, and moves like a Gnome's hiney? Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at it glows o'er yer shoulder like fairies, er torches, all scary? Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at it looks around, shootin' laser beams. And you gotta have it er die?
Whut you goin' to do when it shimmers that way, Pass fer an app? Yer jist a girl who cain't say no, (to staves!)
Healin's yer favourite task. Even as the guild maestro, you always reach an impasse.
Other priests are nice and defer to alts, but other priests aint collectin' staves!
Every time ya pass on a bid, I have a funny feeling that ya checked and saw ya didn't have enough points. [wow, couldn't make that fit]
Although we can feel the undertone, Cats never make a complaint.
We know yer not much fer restraint. That when ya wanna ye caint. Ya caint say no! (to staves!)

Cheers, Mo

By: Muertissimo

Muertissimo — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:50:41 +0000

Hey, Liore! I heard Rogers & Hammerstein played WoW, so I did some searching and found the lyrics to Cant Say No (to Staves!), a song from their popular off-Broadway musical, Azeroth!

Yer jist a girl who cain't say no, (to staves!) Yer in a turrible fix.
You always say "I'll bid half!" Jist when ya orta say "Pass!"
When a priest sees a shiny staff, Ya know ya orta save your points fer tier.
But as soon as a purple staff drops, Ya somehow, sorta, wanta hug it near!
Yer jist a fool when new staves show. You cain't be patient an' abstain.
You ain't the type that can refrain. How c'n ya be whut ya ain't? You cain't say no! (ta staves!)

(cont. next post)

By: Shopshopshop

Shopshopshop — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:30:11 +0000

You know they're coming out with new staff enchants (+6x spell power and +8x spellpower I believe), right?

By: Tigerfeet

Tigerfeet — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:41:42 +0000

I know JUST how you feel. I still have my Pillar of Ferocity http://www.wowhead.com/?item=30883 in the bank, enchanted with… um… that one on-proc enchant that makes weapons all sparkly and lightning-ey… yeah, I fondly call that my sparkle-stick.

I also have the candlestick from 4-horsemen even though I don’t heal. I like to wear it with my little black dress and Don carlos’ famous hat, though my husband repeatedly tells me that a sombrero does NOT go with a little black dress.

I don’t care, it comes with a puppy.

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